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bilbosbum:

The only vine I will ever make.

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  • Baby boomer: You kids don't know how hard we had it! Everyone had to use the Library to get information and we didn't have cell phones!
  • Me: Literally everyone I know my age wants to die but okay
  • kairo-koutureee:

    shakespork:

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    meechonmars:

    Girls Have Everything In Their Purse

    Meech: “Hey, I’m ashy as hell. You got some lotion?”

    Girl: “Yeah, lemme check my purse. Here you go.”

    Meech: “Thanks. I’m hungry as hell. You tryna get some food?”

    Girl: “You want some pizza?”

    Meech: “Actually, I’d love some pizza!”

    Girl: “Here you go. I got some pizza in my purse.”

    Meech: “Did you just pull this whole pizza box out your purse?”

    Girl: “And then when you done, if you want something to drink I got some lemonade.”

    Meech: “What don’t you have in your purse?”

    Girl: “I pretty much got everything.”

    Meech: “You got equality for minorities in America in your purse?”

    Girl: “Now, I know I said I got everything, but you’re not gonna find that nowhere in America.”

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    lovelysuggestion:

    I’m far from perfect but I will care for you so deeply and I will love you with my whole heart.

    "Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."